Wanna grab a beer on Friday?

Let’s share a cold, frosty pint! Except not really.

But it will be like we are.

I’ll send an email that tells you all about some cool shit I’ve found out and you can… unwind and get ready to enjoy your weekend.

If that’s something you like to do, anyway. Maybe you hate weekends. Maybe you hate beer. Maybe you hate me!

In that case, REALLY DO JOIN. I love a hate subscriber.

Topics to be covered:

• How my sister ran my mom over with our car and the weird lesson you can learn from it about predicting the future.

• That time I told everyone I wanted to be a racist. And what it means about how you’re probably underestimating yourself.

• When my husband received a pair of used panties in the mail that belonged to another woman and it actually made our marriage stronger.

• Why I hate slow elevators. No lesson here, I just like complaining about this.

You. Me. 5PM eastern every Friday.